Conversations about love and romance then turn into talks about bananas and whale penis, such lovely times these are
They call me the Self Medicating Veteran
The Incredible Forgotten Junkie
The Invisible Functional Alcoholic
… That is actually pretty spot on.
So much so that it’d make a terrible superhero name because my secret identity is the same thing woooooooo
Little Civilian Casualty
Human civilian casualty.
Super Hardworking Immigrant
when the bae smiles at u 💕😍